Mere Yahoo ki Window Mai

Merey yahoo Ki Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai
Afsos Yeh Hai Ke Woh Hum Se
Kuch Away Away Sa Rehta Hai,
Merey yahoo Ki Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai,
Jis Roz Se Add Kiya Hai
Uss KoHum Doosron Se
Chat Karna Bhool Gaye,
Mouse Thaam Ke Aisey Bethey Hain
Click Karna Hum Bhool Gaye
Aaj Tak Buddy List Main
Woh Chanchal Buddy Away Rehta Hai
Merey yahoo Kee Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai,
Raat Bhi Aakey Chalee Gayee
Friend Bhee Logout Ho Gaaye.
Par Uss Ke Aik Message Ko Hum
Aay Husan Ke Maalik Taras Gaye.
Kab Piyaas Bhujay Gee Meri Chatting Ki
Din Raat Yeh Dukhra Rehta Hai
Merey yahoo Kee Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai.

Ek ladki thi deewani Si

Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,Yeh ON kaise hota hai
aur main sirf yehi kahta thaye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai

My Collection of Funny Shayari 2

6.Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE….

7.Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayiJise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayiDil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalimBijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

8.TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYATERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYASAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

9.Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote…..Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote…..Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hoteladka bola :kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.Ladki boli:Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

10.Ladki boli:Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.Ladka bola :Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga.

11.O shayeri sunne walo jaraGor se sunoAge ka nahi aataKisi aur se suno

My Collection of Funny Shayari 1

1.Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoonWoh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoonUske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon…………………..

2.Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile,Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile,Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile

3.pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein,agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein,teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein,aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.

4.Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL kiHar deewar ko dekhaHar meenar ko dekhaHar kaleen ko dekhaHar khidki ko dekhaaur bola……..MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!

5.(Pls Read in the rythm of… Tum to Thahre pardesi,Saath kyaa Nibhaaoge!)Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!Subah Doodh waali ke Haathon.. Tum pakde Jaaoge…!Gar Bach gaye to bhiiiiii…! Bhag ke Kahan Jaaoge….!Tum to Chhup Jaaoge lekin.., bhains Kahan Chhupaaoge..!Tum to Thare bakri Chor…., Bhains Kya Churaaoge………….!!!

Life Ki Ringtone

Gam ko karo delete, Khushi ko karo save,
Rishto ko karo recharge, Dosti ko karo download,
Dushmani ko karo erase, Such ko karo broadcast,
Jhoot ko karo switch off, Tension ko karo not reachable,
Pyar ki karo incoming on, Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,
Language ko karo control, Hassi ka karo outbox full,
Aansu ka karo inbox khaali, Gusse ko karo hold,
Muskan ko karo sent, Help ko karo ok,
Self ko karo autolock, Dil ko karo vibrate,
Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni POLYPHONIC ho jayegi